CONGRESS OF PSVEURTZKE
VOTING TO BE HELD IMMEDIATELY
Oh, what a warm fire! As always, there is nothing wrong with the environment from the location you are being sent this message!
This fire is SO, SO hot, like your live funeral pyre will be if you don't do exactly what I say!
Now, vote in this! And be sure to never defy me! Because like Santa, I'm always watching!
OPTION 1: HADES
GPCS: 2-8-4-6-7
FAMILY SIM
LTW: Marry off 6 Children
OPTION 2: TILLAMOOK CHEESEBURGER
Country Natural Beef, Cheddar Cheese, Mayonnaise, Tomato, Lettuce, Pickles and Ketchup on a Seed Bun.
OPTION 3: FRENCH FRIES, KIDS, 2.75 OZ.
Burgerville uses the Russet Burbank, the "Cadillac" of the potato family, in making its delicious French fries. Burgerville fries are hot, salty and crisp because this type of potato is fried in top-quality trans fat free canola oil and seasoned just right.
OPTION 4: WILD SMOKED SALMON & HAZELNUT SALAD
Mixed Greens, Smoked Salmon, Roasted Oregon Hazelnuts, Tillamook Aged White Cheddar Cheese & Grape Tomato
OPTION 5: BURGERVILLE & BOB'S RED MILL OATMEAL
Our custom blend of whole grain rolled oats, hemp seeds, oat bran, amaranth flour and golden flaxseed meal. Topped with brown sugar, dried Oregon cranberries and roasted Oregon hazelnuts for a truly NW experience.
THERE IS NOTHING OFF, WEIRD, WITCHCRAFT-RELATED, OR OTHERWISE ABNORMAL ABOUT THIS.
IT IS A REGULAR HEIR POLL.
YOU WILL NOT QUESTION IT.
THIS IS A DEMOCRACY.