Spoiler:
"Hey is this thing on?"
Yes, it is on.
"Voice, you are being a grouchy pants"
"Sorry about that"
"Let me introduce you to myself"
"Jarod Shapiro proudly welcomes you to Legacy Island III"
"Itches head. I happen to do things when I'm dared to and I take things that don't belong to me. Also I get delighted when something goes wrong in other sims lifes and I talk to myself too."
"Giggles"
"Look voice"
"Hi mom and dad"
"Pretty"
"WEEEE"
"Uh"
"Vroom, vroom"
"Hits the break, squeak"
"Reading"
"Hi friend"
"Hey, what is this contraption"
"Wonder what it does"
"Voice"
YES
"Is this supposed to sparkle?"
YES
"Oh"
"Interesting"
"Giggles"
"Funny looking robot"
"Strange things"
THEY ARE TREADMILLS
"EEK"
"Probing"
"Mwhaaa"
"FIRE"
"Purple"
"Fun"