The Vetinari Dualegacy

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The Vetinari Dualegacy

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If you're new to the game, the Vetinari Dualegacy is a concurrent Uglacy and Prettacy begun by twin Founders, with the aim of seeing how far apart I can get identical genetics in ten generations. The standard caveat applies: the pictures are bad in the first few chapters. If that will bother you, I suggest starting around Chapter 2. Alternately, read the recaps and that'll take you through Chapter 20.5.

If you've made the migration over here, welcome back!

Picspam, outtakes, and deleted scenes can be found on my LiveJournal HERE.
Vetinari Sim downloads can be found on my LJ HERE. The major players are all up, as well as SimNerd.
I have a few lots available on my LJ HERE.

Vetinari Family Tree is on TribalPages HERE and is current with Gen 9.

The Dualegacy itself is archived on Dreamwidth as SlideShare embeds. The early stuff can also be found HERE in hooptytrib's archives.

Recap for the Prologue through Chapter 11
Recap for Chapter 12 through Chapter 20.5

Generation 1: Isaac and Orson
Prologue: "Hi Isaac!" "Hi Orson!"

Chapter 1: "Enjoy your squalor."

Chapter 2: "Suckle at the rubbery teat of Eeevil!"

Chapter 3: "Feel my wrath!"

Chapter 3.5: "PseudoBruty in the kitchen with pancakes!"

Chapter 4: "And put a framming shirt on!"

Generation 2: Juniper and Larch
Chapter 5: "Who the heck are you? Death Spicoli?"

Chapter 5.5: "...so he savaged Goldilocks and turned her rib cage into a decorative pot rack."

Chapter 6: "You may be Eeevil, but you don't have to be a jerk!"

Chapter 7: "Mmmmm... Got Enemy Kevin?"

Chapter 7.5: "I hear there's quite the black market for young, healthy kidneys. I wonder if he'd miss one..."

Chapter 8: "Suck it, Cow Mascot!"

Generation 3: Jonquil and Delphinium
Chapter 9: "I am Eeevil! I am not adorable!"

Chapter 9.333: "Nobody gets a fairytale ending. Not really."

Chapter 9.667: "Call me 'brah' again and I'll kick your bony !@^, you smelly hippie."

Chapter 10: "Don't think of it as murder. Think of it as 'temporarily de-life-ing...'"

Chapter 10.5: "You're right, Cory. It IS cold stargazing in your jim-jams."

Chapter 11: "Pizza is not supposed to be green and buzzy!"

Generation 4: Raven and Cormorant
Chapter 12: "Maybe there's something you're willing to die for after all."

Chapter 12.25: "But whatever you might think, you don't own me. And I don't owe you a thing."

Chapter 12.5: "Do you really believe anyone will ever look at you and see the hero?"

Chapter 12.75: "But when you've got nothing left, what else is there?" "Hope."

Chapter 13: "What do you need me to do?"

Chapter 13.5: "We all have to make sacrifices, right?"

Chapter 14: "I hope I don't disappoint."

Chapter 14.5: "I suspect that didn't un-complicate matters."

Generation 5: Andorra and Monaco
Chapter 15: "Have you lost your framming mind?"

Chapter 15.333: "If it wasn't with you, it wasn't really living."

Chapter 15.667: "You're the most human of any of us."

Chapter 16: "I can't tell if you're kidding."

Chapter 16.5: "Look at the scowl and tell me I'm a cuddly fuzzy puppy dog."

Chapter 17: "Let me know if you see anything you like."

Chapter 17.5: "Speak of this to no one."

Generation 6: Eratosthenes and Anaximander
Chapter 18: "Give me back my mother!"

Chapter 18.25: "I think it's time we had a talk."

Chapter 18.5: "I promise I won't let anything bad happen to you."

Chapter 18.75: "I can't do this!"

Chapter 19: "I've been so stupid."

Chapter 19.5: "I'm sorry."

Chapter 20: "My knuckles are lonely."

Chapter 20.5: "Liar!"

Generation 7: Whitney and Tesla
Chapter 21: "Pregnant. Barfy. Tired."

Chapter 21.333: "Pandora's Box is empty."

Chapter 21.667: "The turkey's neck-hole is mocking me."

Interlude 1: Solon

Chapter 22: "This is not over!"

Chapter 22.5: "You think there's hope for something great. So do I."

Chapter 23: "And now I just think you're a jerk."

Chapter 23.5: "But I have to liberate my arboreal brethren!"

Generation 8: Lindsay and Yzerman
Chapter 24: "It's kinda great having a family."

Chapter 24.25: "I'm sure you'll think of something."

Chapter 24.5: "This is where I belong."

Chapter 24.75: "...the best little sparky robot you can be."

Chapter 25: "He's just Hula-ing to the strum of his own ukelele."

Chapter 25.5: "Let's get one thing straight: I'm no angel."

Chapter 26: "I can't tell if you're completely nuts or ridiculously well-adjusted."

Interlude 2: Sophocles

Chapter 26.5: "A person who studies snakes is a herpetologist."

Generation 9: Joe Cotton and Giacomo
Chapter 27: "I don't wanna be the scorpion."

Epilogue: If We Shadows Have Offended


Other stories featuring Vetinaris that have nothing whatsoever to do with the Dualegacy, but which are in some way amusing, or that didn't suit being worked into an update!
The Story of Gin, Spider Jerusalem, and Gilbert Jacquet
From LiveJournal: Spider Jerusalem in The Great American Pasttime
From LiveJournal: Gilbert and Malcolm: Playboys Extraordinaire
From LiveJournal: Behind-the-Scenes and Deleted Scene from Chapter 14.5
From LiveJournal: Whedonari, now in Original and Redux Flavors!
For the Valentine's Showcase 2009: Rekindling the Flame, featuring SQUEEE CASS AND GIL!
Spider's BC: Day 1, Day 2, Day 3, Day 4, Day 5, Day 6, The Epilogue.
DrSupremeNerd's Home for Unrepentant Sociopaths: An Asylum Challenge: Part 1: Meet the Patients, Part 2: It's a Mad Mad Mad Mad 'Hood, Part 3: The Unusual Suspects, Part 4: Gone with the Stink, Part 5: Sleepless in Strangetown
Simon's BC: Day 1, Day 2, Day 3, Day 4, Day 5, Day 6
Archie's Asylum: Part One: Disco Inferno, Part Two: Great Balls of Fire, Part Three: We Didn't Start the Fire, Part Four: The Unforgettable Fire
An Asylum, Just Because: Part 1, Part 2, Part 3
You can find me at my Livejournal.
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Congratulations of finishing your Dualegacy :D Sending a medal your way.
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So, I started reading this months ago, but something distracted me, and I just now found it again. Comments!
Spoiler:
Prologue - I can't tell them apart, but you're right. They're both huge dorks. Adorable, though. My favorite is how they greet each other after classes. "Long time, no see!"

Chapter 1 - OMG, PseudoBruty is an awful mother! And you know, watching clouds can be quite lucrative for the family...
Eeeevil Larch is so cute! I'm sure Cypress will be, too.
Banyan in adorable. And her parents are just great. So heart-warming, that family.

Chapter 2 - Hahahahaha! The Eeevil! It BURNS!
No, seriously, I don't know which I liked better, the competition between the two brothers, or the little girl being furious at NOTHING.

Chapter 3 - The minion-gathering-competition is fun!
It is now almost 4 in the morning, so I'm off for now. But I did have to say, I'm enjoying this!
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Chapter 3.5
"Somewhere, Oedipus is weeping."

BWAHAHAHAAAAA!
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Chapter 5
Spoiler:
HAHhahahah! Death Spicoli!

No, seriously, I was sad to see Gen 1 go. And the Uglacy is turning into an Eeevilcy. Maybe both!
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I posted a link to this legacy on my website. I'm having trouble progressing with it, since for some reason, Chapter 5.5 doesn't want to let me view it. However, I've been enjoying it, so I want to share it with my own blog readers, and hopefully they'll have better luck.
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Spoiler:
Finally finished reading! :#1:
This has been so great! and I just have to say, perfect ending ever. I love the Happily ever after talk that Cassidy gives. And then the smile. Perfect. :goodvibes:
Your so great!
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