OK, I'll admit - I'm hormonal. This, on top of my usual level of pain, and some financial hits, and I just really want to torment some sims. More than usual, that is.

Anyone have any suggestions for a quick-to-set-up and guaranteed to involve aspiration failure, mood failure and possibly sim death? I suppose I could just go to one of the pre-mades I rarely play and take out all the toilets in the house. That's quick set-up.

What do y'all do when you're in a bad mood and want to torment some sims?

I'm not really a Sim tormenter... I did once build a massive hedge maze with a toilet in the center, then waited until my Sim had to go REAL BAD, then sent them in. It was moderately entertaining.

That sounds fun, actually.

My nephew used to build Sims (The original Sims) houses with lots of coffee machines, and no toilets, and try to create a lake. But his sims tended to starve, first, because coffee, alone, is not sufficient nutrition.

I generally take a single sim, no house or anything, and load them up with babies - toddlers if playing Sims 3. Then just sit and watch them fall apart.

That also sounds fun...

Having the Dr Vu Plastic Surgery career reward always gives hilarious results that are so funny to watch. Couple that with zombiism and you've got a party.

An asylum is also really fun and stress-relieving but if that's too long try one of the Hood Genes challenge on GOS the results you get are guaranteed to cheer anyone up.

Hope you feel better!

Sim Salad. There's a link to it in Gryffindork's siggy (I haven't tried it yet but I will when the list of NPCs I need to punish becomes long enough).

Thanks for all the suggestions!

I have to admit, reading Sims Salad was a BLAST! I wish it would continue.