#I'm jealous of my sims because...
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#I'm jealous of my sims because...
Unless we really want them to meet the cowplant, our sims have it easy compared to us simmers! This is the thread for all the things that would be ridiculously easy if you were a sim.
Examples:
- I'm jealous of my sims because sim clothes are one size fits all!
- I'm jealous of my sims because real college isn't cheap.
Proceed, friends!
Examples:
- I'm jealous of my sims because sim clothes are one size fits all!
- I'm jealous of my sims because real college isn't cheap.
Proceed, friends!
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Re: #I'm jealous of my sims because...
I'm jealous because of my sims because all you need to get a good paying career is some friends and skill points
I'm jealous of my sims because they don't have hurricanes or twisters or black outs that ruin hours of writing on a plot heavy chapter that makes you wish you had a battery in your desktop...
I could go on but it's 2 am and Ani-Mei is sleepy.
I'm jealous of my sims because they don't have hurricanes or twisters or black outs that ruin hours of writing on a plot heavy chapter that makes you wish you had a battery in your desktop...
I could go on but it's 2 am and Ani-Mei is sleepy.
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Re: #I'm jealous of my sims because...
I'm jealous of my sims because all they need to plot their direction in life is to look at their lifetime want.
I'm jealous of my sims because they easily find their One True Love based on Turn-ons/offs. Got face paint and cologne? Let's get married!
I'm jealous of my sims because they easily find their One True Love based on Turn-ons/offs. Got face paint and cologne? Let's get married!
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Re: #I'm jealous of my sims because...
I'm jealous of my sims because match-making and wishing wells WORK.
I'm jealous of my sims because telling a nasty lie about someone isn't even on the action menu.
I'm jealous of my sims because they never have to worry about tornadoes or living in a flood zone or nasty automobile accidents, when the schools are closed, but the offices are open, during an ice storm.
I'm jealous of my sims because of Grandma's Comfort Soup.
I could go on for a loooong time, but it's early morning, and I need to get to bed.
I'm jealous of my sims because telling a nasty lie about someone isn't even on the action menu.
I'm jealous of my sims because they never have to worry about tornadoes or living in a flood zone or nasty automobile accidents, when the schools are closed, but the offices are open, during an ice storm.
I'm jealous of my sims because of Grandma's Comfort Soup.
I could go on for a loooong time, but it's early morning, and I need to get to bed.
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All of my other projects should be moved to the graveyard. But I have a new computer, at last! WOOOOT!
Re: #I'm jealous of my sims because...
I'm jealous that my sims never experience disability - they're all able to do whatever at any stage.
I'm jealous that it is ridiculously easy for my sims to become incredibly rich...
I'm jealous that it is ridiculously easy for my sims to become incredibly rich...
- Scribal_Goddess
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Re: #I'm jealous of my sims because...
God yes. My simself can walk around in bare feet forever because chronic tendonitis and arthritis in your 20's don't exist in the sims world...Simsimity wrote:I'm jealous that my sims never experience disability - they're all able to do whatever at any stage.
I'm jealous that it is ridiculously easy for my sims to become incredibly rich...
#I'm jealous of my sims because the ones in the science career can be promoted from "test tube cleaner" in just a day!
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Re: #I'm jealous of my sims because...
#I'm jealous of my sims because they can get changed in about a second
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Re: #I'm jealous of my sims because...
I'm jealous my Sim can work out for a couple hours and get ripped.
I'm jealous that a high end sports car only costs 11k for Sims as well.
I'm jealous that a high end sports car only costs 11k for Sims as well.
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Re: #I'm jealous of my sims because...
I'm jealous, because sims can write a novel and have it published in about a day, without any fussing with agents and publishing houses and editors and PR tours and any of that stuff.
I'm jealous, because sims can just sell stuff to thin air, rather than having to pack it up and ship it, after posting it on eBay, or taking it to a consignment store, or making arrangements with a reseller, or any of that stuff.
I'm jealous, because sims don't have to deal with office politics, or any of that stuff, and promotions are practically guaranteed, if you just go to work with the skills and a good mood.
I'm jealous, because sims don't ever get injured, or deal with chronic pain.
I'm jealous, because sims can fit an $11K sportscar in their back pockets, and it doesn't even leave an unsightly bulge.
I'm jealous, because sims can just sell stuff to thin air, rather than having to pack it up and ship it, after posting it on eBay, or taking it to a consignment store, or making arrangements with a reseller, or any of that stuff.
I'm jealous, because sims don't have to deal with office politics, or any of that stuff, and promotions are practically guaranteed, if you just go to work with the skills and a good mood.
I'm jealous, because sims don't ever get injured, or deal with chronic pain.
I'm jealous, because sims can fit an $11K sportscar in their back pockets, and it doesn't even leave an unsightly bulge.
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All of my other projects should be moved to the graveyard. But I have a new computer, at last! WOOOOT!
All of my other projects should be moved to the graveyard. But I have a new computer, at last! WOOOOT!
- Scribal_Goddess
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Re: #I'm jealous of my sims because...
# I'm jealous of my sims because they never have to pump gas!
# I'm jealous of my sims because they can hop in the energizer and have the time and energy to play video games all night...
# I'm jealous of my sims because they can hop in the energizer and have the time and energy to play video games all night...
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Re: #I'm jealous of my sims because...
I'm jealous of my sims because it doesn't take all that long (compared to irl) to get in perfect physical shape and easily stay in shape; they can go for days without working out and still be honky-dory.
I'm also jealous that what kind of food does not seem to have any bearing on how fast they get out of shape again.
I'm also jealous that what kind of food does not seem to have any bearing on how fast they get out of shape again.
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Re: #I'm jealous of my sims because...
Oh my goodness, where to start?
+ They can easily get fit
+ They can easily get wealthy and have tons of bonuses (one of my sims has accrued nearly $700k without any cheats).
+ Less trial and error for love matches. They can scope the room, get a matchmaker, make a wish, etc.
+ Cheap service labor (gardeners, maids, nannies)
+ No accidental pregancies
But most importantly...perfection. I'm a perfectionist and I wish I could max out in everything, have a platinum mood, and essentially be set for life!
+ They can easily get fit
+ They can easily get wealthy and have tons of bonuses (one of my sims has accrued nearly $700k without any cheats).
+ Less trial and error for love matches. They can scope the room, get a matchmaker, make a wish, etc.
+ Cheap service labor (gardeners, maids, nannies)
+ No accidental pregancies
But most importantly...perfection. I'm a perfectionist and I wish I could max out in everything, have a platinum mood, and essentially be set for life!
- Scribal_Goddess
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Re: #I'm jealous of my sims because...
# I'm jealous of my sims because they can instantly get a job in just about any career out of the newspaper.
# I'm jealous of my sims because without taxes or student loans they can easily support themselves by staying at home and gardening or writing novels.
# I'm jealous of my sims because without taxes or student loans they can easily support themselves by staying at home and gardening or writing novels.
Re: #I'm jealous of my sims because...
Oh my gosh scribal_goddess...yest about taxes and student loans! And no mortgage/car payments!
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Re: #I'm jealous of my sims because...
I'm jealous that they don't have to LEARN to drive!
Like if they take the sports car before they've had any practice there's no chance it'd come back wrecked. Lol..
Also (at least in 2) if a toddler isn't potty-trained by the time they grow into a kid, they just automatically KNOW when they're a kid. I think it'd be funnier if there were consequences to not being PT'd.
Like if they take the sports car before they've had any practice there's no chance it'd come back wrecked. Lol..
Also (at least in 2) if a toddler isn't potty-trained by the time they grow into a kid, they just automatically KNOW when they're a kid. I think it'd be funnier if there were consequences to not being PT'd.
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Re: #I'm jealous of my sims because...
@Model: There's a [url=http://modthesims.info/download.php?t=476536] for that. Haven't downloaded it myself, but perhaps will at some point.
#I'm jealous of my sims because
- all you need for good grades is to work
- dust is practically non-existent
- they don't have to make decisions of their own
- me thinking about reasons for jealousy have me questioning if we're too just part of a game
#I'm jealous of my sims because
- all you need for good grades is to work
- dust is practically non-existent
- they don't have to make decisions of their own
- me thinking about reasons for jealousy have me questioning if we're too just part of a game
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Re: #I'm jealous of my sims because...
I'm jealous of my Sims because they can have $50,000 at the drop of a hat.
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Re: #I'm jealous of my sims because...
I'm jealous of my sims because they don't have allergies
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Re: #I'm jealous of my sims because...
Oh god, I second that.Radiochocolate wrote:I'm jealous of my sims because they don't have allergies
Re: #I'm jealous of my sims because...
They eat better than I do! T-bone steaks, lobster thermidor (sp?), lasagna, moussaka, brownies, jeez!