And where I've been for a while. Here, I even put it in Sim form, just because I love you.

http://www.slideshare.net/jenny42895/new-intro-59035898

Alternatively titled "Because I Can". Backstory: So my main laptop I used for school runs Windows 7. It was originally designed for the express purpose of playing Sims (I'm an art major and honestly don't use it for much else). This has been nothing but trouble. My Ultimate Collection only...

Thank you all for your patience, so firstly, apologies. I stayed away for so long to make sure that I would make it back at all; I've been Internet-free since August. We all know I'm a seasonal poster, and have nothing to say between August and October, but this has been ridiculous. I've been throug...

Calm down! I'm not getting much time at home for a week or two. Please do feel free to list your demands, and I will get back to you as much and as soon as possible. I do have another chapter like 90% done; just need some actual hours instead of stolen minutes.

Thanks for all your patience!

Glad you liked it. No, it's not a great place to be, but it was fun enough in the beginning for the narrator at least...it's just the ending that cements it down as a bit creepy!

Were I a sim.... Aspiration: Family with Grilled Cheese secondary LTW: Graduate Three Children From College Wants: Fall in love, win a fight with *sister*, serve grilled cheese, paint a masterpiece Fears: Get rejected for a kiss, lose a fight with *sister*, sell a bad painting Aspiration level: Gree...

Llama smiley? For Sims purposes and llama llama duck purposes, of course.

YAY this got moved! I've been watching, and I'm happy to see this here.

Thank you all so much for coming by...have a new installment!

I have an heir to my legacy! Baby Kieran Waters decided to join us about 3 a.m. last night, the first of generation 2.

Flings "baby" ball into new sacrifice legacy where it can die in childhood for the sake of plot and interest.

Let's try this again, from the start. This is a brand new sacrifice legacy, which I just made up. Every generation, as well as the heir, a child must die. Lots of drama and sads and things, if you're into that kind of thing...or if you're just horribly sadistic and like chaos, death, and destruction...

Change of plan!

Now the founder of my NEW new legacy; Aislynn:
She's got pointy ears under there. Hoping to keep those around.

Discontinued. Game transfer issues with Ultimate Collection. Starting over; you all can look for my other writings.

Oops.

Still my button!

Baby?!

*punches ball away*

My WHAT?!

*Ball misses and sails off into distance*

That's a grav machine. Makes me heavier. Still my button.

Chucks ball into the Farlands

*TACKLE*

Die under the weight of my MegaButt. MY BUTTON!!!